whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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