i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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