I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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