I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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