You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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