Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
