i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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