also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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