the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i dont even know how to be here
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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