Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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