I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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