if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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