Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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