Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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