How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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