Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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