But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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