Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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