worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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