Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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