I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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