i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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