is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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