I swear she didn't look like that last week.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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