This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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