I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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