Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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