that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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