Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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