Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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