How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Hippo gnu deer
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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