Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
