i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
