i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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