I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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