You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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