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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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