So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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