I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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