Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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