i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just had sex on a roof
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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