your parents love me but you hate me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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