Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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