Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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