Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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