yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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