I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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