U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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