Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
