omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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