bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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