Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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