I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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