Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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