It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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