TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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